As Alejandro said in our first life story post, Austin’s Burger, 6th grade was the year me and Alejandro learned about zero tolerance.(mostly me)
I was in 4th period science. It just so happens Alejandro was in that class before. Which means both of us were in the same class. Which also means it wasnt going to be a good day for the teacher. So we were in class kind of just doing the usual. Talking. So there was a girl next to me named Kayleigh. She was the kind of girl who when you first meet you literally think shes mental. It turns out shes not, you get used to it. Shes the kind of girl who has Skippys Peanut Butter and pringles in her purse at all times. She was also a kind of girl who had a pearl bracelet in her purse at all times. Once i first saw that bracelet i was attracted to that thing. So i asked her if i could wear it and surprisingly she said “sure”.
So I wore that all throughout Science class. It was the kind of bracelet that you can stretch and play with. So we were walking to the library still with our science class. We went into the library and studied a bit while i continued to play with the bracelet i had on my arm. I thought i looked pretty handsome in that bracelet by the way. So we were outside the library in a line against the wall. The teacher was talking about stuff to another teacher so we all were just standing there talking.
Then I continued to play with the bracelet except this time it broke and about 15 giant pearls began to roll across the floor. When Mrs. Mungin saw this she asked whose bracelet this was. Kayleigh proceeded to say “Its mine but they broke it” She pointed her finger in our direction. But it was too late. We were already around the corner running. We heard Mrs. Mungin yelling at Kayleigh to pick it up and it was hilarious. So (to my surprise) Kayleigh didnt beat me down.
Me and Alejandro tell everyone this story and no one could resist laughing. Me and Alejandro made a list of the most crazy stories ever. This the list includes other stories like
- Kayleigh’s braclet
- The Cheerios
- The Index Cards
- You’re Head Looks Like A Coconut
- David It’s Feild Day!
- Austin’s Burger
- Can I Poop On You?
- Eggs on Anthony
- Message To David
- Wal-Mart Pizza
- Look At Jamal Being All Big
- Jamal Falls
- Destry Get’s Revenge On Abosi
- I Looked Up Blue Pancake
- You Can Make Fun Of Me
- Quin’s Fights
- 5 Foot 6 Foot
- Destry On Google
- Jamal On Google
- Rhe’a On Google
- 5 Pointer
These are all true and these are all hilarious.
~Anthony
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