Its about 10:00 p.m. and im bored so i have been looking up weird Idioms and Yo momma jokes. Idioms are sayings by the way. Idioms are cool because you have to think of what the idiom means. Here are some weird idioms and there meanings.
Bee in my bonnet (problem on my mind)
I’m all ears.(I’m listening carefully.)
A bad egg (dishonest person)
a cat nap (a short sleep)
you had a bone to pick with him? (you wanted to have an argument with him?)
I opened up a whole new can of worms (exposed a lot of serious problems)
buying a pig in a poke (buying something without seeing it.)
in a pickle
(“in an awkward or embarrassing situation.”)
Heres some funny Yo Momma Jokes:
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
Those are all the ones i could think of
~Anthony
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