I Looked Up Blue Pancake

Whatsup guys this is Anthony coming at you guys with another quick life story.

So throughout the school year whenever we went to the computer lab or the library we always searched funny things on google images. So somebody decided to look up blue waffle which i didnt know at the time, but it was a uhhhh… disease. Search at your own risk. So everybody found out what it was so they would copy and paste it onto other peoples powerpoints or projects.

Anyways this kid Michael said to Bailey “Have you seen blue waffle” Bailey then said, “no whats blue waffle” Then michael told him to search it. The next day we overheard Michael and Bailey talking. “I LOOKED UP BLUE PANCAKE AND I DIDNT FIND ANYHTHING” said Bailey. “You’re an idiot” said Michael.

Me and Alejandro made a list of the most crazy stories ever. This  the list includes other stories like

• Kayleigh’s braclet
• The Cheerios
• The Index Cards
• You’re Head Looks Like A Coconut
• David It’s Feild Day!
• Austin’s Burger
• Can I Poop On You?
• Eggs on Anthony
• Message To David
• Wal-Mart Pizza
• Look At Jamal Being All Big
• Jamal Falls
• Destry Get’s Revenge On Abosi
• I Looked Up Blue Pancake
• You Can Make Fun Of Me
• Quin’s Fights
• 5 Foot 6 Foot
• Destry On Google
• Jamal On Google
• Rhe’a On Google
• 5 Pointer

 

Kayleigh’s braclet

As Alejandro said in our first life story post, Austin’s Burger, 6th grade was the year me and Alejandro learned about zero tolerance.(mostly me)

I was in 4th period science. It just so happens Alejandro was in that class before. Which means both of us were in the same class. Which also means it wasnt going to be a good day for the teacher. So we were in class kind of just doing the usual. Talking. So there was a girl next to me named Kayleigh. She was the kind of girl who when you first meet you literally think shes mental. It turns out shes not, you get used to it. Shes the kind of girl who has Skippys Peanut Butter and pringles in her purse at all times. She was also a kind of girl who had a pearl bracelet in her purse at all times. Once i first saw that bracelet i was attracted to that thing. So i asked her if i could wear it and surprisingly she said “sure”.

 So I wore that all throughout Science class. It was the kind of bracelet that you can stretch and play with. So we were walking to the library still with our science class. We went into the library and studied a bit while i continued to play with the bracelet i had on my arm. I thought i looked pretty handsome in that bracelet by the way. So we were outside the library in a line against the wall. The teacher was talking about stuff to another teacher so we all were just standing there talking.

 Then I continued to play with the bracelet except this time it broke and about 15 giant pearls began to roll across the floor. When Mrs. Mungin saw this she asked whose bracelet this was. Kayleigh proceeded to say “Its mine but they broke it” She pointed her finger in our direction. But it was too late. We were already around the corner running. We heard Mrs. Mungin yelling at Kayleigh to pick it up and it was hilarious. So (to my surprise) Kayleigh didnt beat me down.

Me and Alejandro tell everyone this story and no one could resist laughing. Me and Alejandro made a list of the most crazy stories ever. This  the list includes other stories like

• Kayleigh’s braclet
• The Cheerios
• The Index Cards
• You’re Head Looks Like A Coconut
• David It’s Feild Day!
• Austin’s Burger
• Can I Poop On You?
• Eggs on Anthony
• Message To David
• Wal-Mart Pizza
• Look At Jamal Being All Big
• Jamal Falls
• Destry Get’s Revenge On Abosi
• I Looked Up Blue Pancake
• You Can Make Fun Of Me
• Quin’s Fights
• 5 Foot 6 Foot
• Destry On Google
• Jamal On Google
• Rhe’a On Google
• 5 Pointer

 These are all true and these are all hilarious.

~Anthony

Austin’s Burger

6th grade was a time when me and Anthony (Mostly Anthony) learned about zero tolerance. Me and Anthony can both agree that this story is one of the funniest stories ever.

It was early release day, so that meant me and Anthony get to eat lunch together (which is never a good sign for teachers). The School has very low quality food, the lunch ladies heat the frozen food and serve it. Some food is better than others but you can’t blame the lunch ladies (unless your food is cold). That day the school offered a hamburger or a chicken sandwhich. Me and Anthony both chosen the chicken sandwhich, my sandwhich was decent but Anthony’s wasn’t. His bread was cold and hard, so was his chicken. I Noticed one of our good freinds Austin Steele. He was sitting behind Anthony at the table behind us, I was sitting in front of Anthony at the same table as him. I said to Anthony “Hey look, it’s Austin” at that moment Austin made a creepy face. Anthony turned around to find Austin really close to him making the face. This really scared Anthony. Austin turned back around but would turn around and scare Anthony at different moments.

Once we saw that Austin continued eating, Anthony told me “Tell me when he’s looking” so we quickly made a signal. I would hit the table with a open hand if Austin wasn’t looking. If he was I would tap the table with a fist. At the time I didn’t know why he wanted me to tell him when he was looking. But, as soon as Anthony grabbed his Sandwhich, it became clear. Austin turned around to see if Anthony was looking, so he could scare him becuase Austin was enjoying scaring Anthony. I tapped the table with a fist, Austin, at that moment, turned back around. I told Anthony while I was tapping the table with a open hand “No wait!”

It was too late Anthony cocked back his hand as if he was gonna throw a football, Austin turned around to see Anthony about to throw a sandwhich at him. For some reason, which I will never understand, Anthony didn’t throw the burger straight forward, he threw it like a quarterback, he threw it at a upward angle. At the same time our funny-strict-ghetto-teacher Mrs. Mungin was preparing her lunch at few feet away from us. Anyways, that burger went soaring at Austin, but it brushed his hair, so that means it was flying across the cafeteria. At that moment everything went in slow motion. At the other side of the cafeteria, a very scrawny kid named Mark Carter, was about to eat his burger. He never saw that burger coming. The burger knocked his sandwhich out of his hands, and onto the floor. Then Anthony’s burger hit Mark in the lip, Anthony’s burger bounced off Mark’s lip and onto his tray!

Mrs. Mungin saw everything, she didn’t do anything, she waited for her food to be finished heating up. Once the food was ready, she walked passed Anthony but she grabbed his shirt and pulled him, almost dragging him, to the silent lunch table.

Me and Anthony tell everyone this story and no one could resist laughing. Me and Anthony made a list of the most crazy stories ever. This  the list includes other stories like

• Kayleigh’s braclet
• The Cheerios
• The Index Cards
• You’re Head Looks Like A Coconut
• David It’s Feild Day!
• Austin’s Burger
• Can I Poop On You?
• Eggs on Anthony
• Message To David
• Wal-Mart Pizza
• Look At Jamal Being All Big
• Jamal Falls
• Destry Get’s Revenge On Abosi
• I Looked Up Blue Pancake
• You Can Make Fun Of Me
• Quin’s Fights
• 5 Foot 6 Foot
• Destry On Google
• Jamal On Google
• Rhe’a On Google
• 5 Pointer

 

 

 

 

 

I Will Post 1 of these stories every now and then, these are all true and very, very, very, funny

Weird Idioms and Yo Momma Jokes

Its about 10:00 p.m. and im bored so i have been looking up weird Idioms and Yo momma jokes. Idioms are sayings by the way. Idioms are cool because you have to think of what the idiom means. Here are some weird idioms and there meanings.
Bee in my bonnet (problem on my mind)

I’m all ears.(I’m listening carefully.)

A bad egg (dishonest person)

a cat nap (a short sleep)

you had a bone to pick with him? (you wanted to have an argument with him?)

I opened up a whole new can of worms (exposed a lot of serious problems)

buying a pig in a poke (buying something without seeing it.)

in a pickle
(“in an awkward or embarrassing situation.”)

Heres some funny Yo Momma Jokes:
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
Those are all the ones i could think of

~Anthony

New Crew

Hey guys this is Anthony. So the reason my friend now works on here is because i cant post everyday. People want to see funny pictures or life storeys etc. everyday. So theres will be days when im busy. Well he will be able to do what i usually do. I encourage him to post everyday so most likely he will. Like and leave a comment. It helps alot. What do you wanna see more of from us? Videos? Pictures? More words?

~Anthony

New Worker

My name is Alejandro Rodriguez, I’m a new worker for Anthony, I’ve known him since 3rd grade and I recently made a wordpress and I will help him with his site

To Prove that I Am Serious About His Site Here is a picture of a donut

Donut

When life gives you lemons, watch funny videos.

Life’s gotten pretty hectic lately. Different situations being thrown at me, and the improper expectation that my abilities enable me to dodge these obstacles with ease. That’s what growing up is all about – experiencing things for the first time so you know your comfortability level with it and so that you don’t act a fool when you do it a second time. Sometimes laughter is the best way to resolve anger and sadness. It. Does Wonders.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw

17,000 Hits= Amazing Kitteh Pictures!

Thanks for 17,000 hits!

Inspirations

Inspirations are what get you far in life. Everybody has to have an inspiration or an idol. Even if you dont think you do not, you do. You could very well be a inspiration aswell. If you have younger brothers sisters or cousins you might be an inspiration to them. There are many people who inspire me. Inspirations arent necessarily good. Think of people in gangs, or just people who have potential to do fantastic things, think of what happened to them. Inspiration can also be a person, you can be inspired by a person, such as bad influence. (reffering back to the point inspiration isnt always good) Think for a second and tell me who your inspiration is. Maybe someone who inspires you to go after a goal, or even what to wear. Leave me a comment and thummbs up. It helps alot. Thanks

The Mute Button

Great video. These people are great actors and actresses.